Rik Mayall
Rick / Richie Rich / Richard Dangerous / Dreamy Time Escort / Richie Richard / Richard Twat (archive footage)
Adrian Edmondson
Vyvyan / Eddie Catflap / Sir Adrian Dangerous / Dreamy Time Escort / Eddie Hitler / Eddie Ndingombaba (archive footage)
Alexei Sayle
Billy Balowski / Jerzei Balowski / Brian Damage (archive footage)
Andy de la Tour
Chief Inspector Grobbelaar (archive footage)
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Anne Nolan
Herself (archive footage)
Ben Elton
Baz (archive footage)
Christopher Ryan
Mike the Cool Person / Dave Hedgehog (archive footage)
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Fenella Fielding
Mrs. Foxfur (archive footage)
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Gareth Marks
Receptionist (archive footage)
Hank Marvin
Himself (archive footage)